đď¸ THE DUMP - June 19, 2026
YOUR LOOK AT THE WEIRD, THE WILD AND WILLIAMSON COUNTY
Hello friends, once again, we made it to Friday.
For reasons nobody fully understands, June has decided to act like April. The temperatures have been downright pleasant, humidity hasnât yet reached its annual âwalking through soupâ phase, and weâre somehow just a couple days away from the longest day of the year.
Enjoy it while it lasts. August is already doing pushups in the parking lot.
This week, weâve got an alleged assassination plot that somehow turned into a construction proposal, hospitals landing on the federal naughty list, and a Fairview mystery envelope that probably should have returned to sender. Also, thereâs renewed panic over crossover voting â always â while Franklin gets strangers talking to each other. And finally, weâve got a school board contract fight that revealed who was willing to talk when the microphone was actually on.
This is your look at the weird, the wild, and Williamson County.
Letâs dump it out.
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đ FROM KILL LIST TO WISH LIST
Sen. Marsha Blackburn found out this week she was allegedly on a kill list. Coincidentally, the Justice Department suddenly realized it had a ballroom to sell.
Court filings unsealed this week say Blackburn was among several Republican lawmakers identified as targets in an alleged plot tied to UFC Freedom 250, the fight card President Trump hosted on the White House South Lawn last Sunday.
Investigators say the plan called for explosive drones over the venue to trigger panic, followed by sniper fire directed at âhigh value targetsâ as crowds fled. Five men have been charged. And the whole thing unraveled because one suspectâs mother called police about her sonâs gun purchases.
Sometimes the most sophisticated counterterrorism program in America is still Mom.
Blackburn was reportedly targeted for her support of Israel. Other names on the list included Sens. Jim Justice and Shelley Moore Capito along with Reps. Carol Miller and Riley Moore. Blackburn called the revelation âincredibly chillingâ â an understatement, for sure.
So far, terrorism case. Then it somehow became a construction project.
Later that same day, Justice Department lawyers filed a letter in the ongoing fight over Trumpâs proposed 90,000-square-foot White House ballroom. Their argument: the newly disclosed plot demonstrated a âcompelling needâ for the project.
Civil Division chief Brett Shumate told the court the proposed ballroom would include a rooftop âDrone Port and Sniper Nestsâ capable of defeating similar attacks.
A rooftop Drone Port and Sniper Nests⌠On a ballroom.
Weâve moved beyond valet parking.
The strange part is that the alleged plot had already been disrupted. Trump attended. Vance attended. Speaker Mike Johnson attended. The event went forward without incident. Which makes the governmentâs argument a little difficult to follow. The security operation worked. The event happened. Everyone went home. Then Vice President JD Vance described the alleged plotters as ânot that advanced.â
So within a matter of hours, the administration was simultaneously arguing that the threat justified rooftop sniper nests while assuring the public the suspects werenât exactly criminal masterminds.
WW BOTTOM LINE:
A plot targeting Sen. Marsha Blackburn is real news. A successful security operation is also real news. It's less clear how either one became evidence for a $600 million ballroom. Taxpayers are still on the hook for roughly half the bill either way.
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đĽ THE PRICE AINâT RIGHT: WMC ON FEDSâ NAUGHTY LIST
From the âyou had one jobâ file: The Trump administration just sent warning letters to 519 hospitals across the country for failing to post the prices theyâre legally required to show patients before they ever set foot inside. Sixteen of them are right here in Tennessee. The penalty for this particular flavor of bureaucratic incompetence can run up to $2 million a year.
Guess who made the cut? Williamson Medical Center â right here in Franklin.
Federal law has required hospitals to publish this pricing information since 2021.
For those still struggling with the assignment, the feds split offenders into two buckets. One gets a warning letter: fix your website. The other gets a Corrective Action Plan: put the fix in writing, meet the deadline, or the fines start racking up.
The bad news? Williamson Medical didn't land in the warning pile. It landed in the Corrective Action Plan pile. And itâs got company down the road. Rolling Hills Hospital in Franklin caught a warning letter too. Not exactly a Chamber of Commerce highlight reel.
Of the sixteen Tennessee hospitals, three carry the Saint Thomas name â Ascensionâs Middle Tennessee operation. Ascension Saint Thomas Midtown in Nashville drew a warning. Ascension Saint Thomas Three Rivers in Waverly and Saint Thomas Hospital for Specialty Surgery in Nashville both drew the harsher Corrective Action Plans.
One big healthcare system with three flagged hospitals. Which is interesting, considering Ascension is one of the names rumored to be kicking the tires on Williamson Health.
Williamson County is weighing the sale of Williamson Health â potentially worth more than half a billion dollars â through a process officials describe as âconfidential strategic planning.â
Irony, table for 16.
WW BOTTOM LINE:
County officials keep losing sleep over whether the public is being left in the dark during the Williamson Health sale process. Meanwhile, the hospital theyâre selling already landed on the federal transparency list â in the serious bucket, no less. And one of the rumored buyers has hospitals there too.
Maybe we start by vetting the buyer?
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đ THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE
If you havenât heard, thereâs a Fairview ethics complaint saga, and it took another turn last night. City leaders found themselves discussing not just the complaint against Commissioner Don Bufalini, but an anonymous packet that mysteriously appeared before the meeting.
And by âappeared,â that means literally appeared.
Mayor Lisa Anderson stated on the record that a manila envelope was delivered to her shop while she was away. The instructions? Distribute the contents to city staff and commissioners. And Anderson appears to have approached that assignment with remarkable enthusiasm.
Now, most people receiving anonymous political material have a few options: throw it away, ignore it, or wonder which local busybody spent their afternoon at Kinkoâs.
But nope, this one got the VIP treatment.
The problem, as City Attorney Patrick Carter quickly pointed out, was that nobody knew who wrote it, where it came from, or how it ended up in the packet. Carter made clear he hadnât submitted it, didnât know who had, and wasnât thrilled that anonymous material was being circulated at the eleventh hour.
The board ultimately agreed to disregard it, which seems reasonable since the packet had no author, signature, identified source, or chain of custody. In other words, it was one step away from being found under a windshield wiper.
Which raises an interesting question: If the information was unverified, what exactly made it suitable for distribution in the first place?
Surely nobody was trying to influence anyoneâs opinion of Commissioner Bufalini. Surely not. That would be irresponsible.
As for the underlying complaint, commissioners voted 4â0 â Bufalini recused â to send it to an independent investigator rather than sort through the allegations themselves. Wise choice, because one of the more colorful legal items floating around town involved an Order of Protection that lasted only a matter of days before the petitioner signed paperwork telling the court they no longer feared imminent danger or harm. The case was dismissed with prejudice. Thatâs a remarkably fast journey from âI need court protectionâ to ânever mind.â
Could there be innocent explanations? Absolutely. Could there be less innocent ones? Maybe. Could attorney fees and costs become a concern if allegations were ultimately found to be knowingly false? Tennessee law certainly contemplates that.
For the record, the court assessed no costs against the petitioner and made no finding that anything was false â it simply granted the dismissal.
Who knows what motivated the dismissal? Anyoneâs guess. Lots of unknowns in Fairview, it seems.
WW BOTTOM LINE:
The ethics complaint is headed to an independent investigator. Good.
The anonymous packet should have headed to a shredder. Also good.
If youâre keeping score at home, the document nobody could verify or ultimately wanted to consider still managed to get distributed throughout City Hall... by the mayor herself.
Thatâs just objectively funny.
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đ¨ BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF CROSSOVER
This one marinated for a couple weeks. But with all the SEC drama bubbling up lately, itâs earned another look.
Two weeks ago, the Williamson County Election Commission heard concerns about Democrats voting in Republican primaries â from two folks with a very particular interest in how one upcoming Republican race turns out.
Cyndi Miller, who sits on the State Executive Committee of the Tennessee Republican Party and faces reelection in August, laid it out herself. Per the Williamson Herald:
âIn my case, in particular, I have a concern because if we have Democrats that are coming to the poll worker and requesting a ballot that is a Republican ballot, then they can vote down the ballot and vote in the Republican primary for the TNGOP board.â
Miller continued:
âso to have interference by Democrats⌠they could impact the outcome of the board of the Republican party.â
County GOP Chair Steve Hickey jumped in for the harmony:
âYes, the Democrats do coordinate and do try to participate in our primary to affect the results,â
claiming evidence from 2022 races that
âwere directly impacted by Democrat crossover voting.â
Would love to see that evidence sometime, but okay...
And weâve seen this movie before. Back in 2022, a losing candidate ran the exact same play â asked the SEC to toss Weston Wampâs Hamilton County primary win over crossover voting. The committee voted 35-10 to reject it. By the partyâs own telling, the SEC has never overturned a Republican primary result, and the rules havenât changed.
Which raises a question: If the rules havenât changed, the precedent hasnât changed, and nobody has figured out a way to read votersâ minds at the polling place, why is this suddenly an emergency?
Thatâs where the timing gets interesting.
WW BOTTOM LINE:
If that sounds familiar, it should. Itâs the Gavin Newsom âbreak the glassâ special â identify the threat, sound the alarm, and make sure the explanation is already waiting before the votes are counted.
Conveniently, the culprit is already on the whiteboard.
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đŞ HAPPY TO CHAT
Franklin Mayor Ken Moore announced a new initiative this week aimed at one of the biggest problems facing modern society: loneliness.
The program, called Franklin Connects, includes a loneliness self-assessment, community training programs, organized group meals, a community engagement fair, and a series of âHappy to Chatâ benches where strangers are encouraged to sit down and talk.
Picture it: a bench and a sign that says itâs okay to talk to the person next to you. The entire tech stack is lumber and a placard.
Considering weâve spent a decade automating human contact out of our lives, that sounds downright radical. We order without speaking, argue with strangers online, and can now even hail a taxi without a human driver. A bench pushing actual face-to-face conversation is swimming straight upstream.
Will some sit empty? Sure. Will somebody corner a victim for a 45-minute property tax sermon? Almost guaranteed. Still worth it.
Franklin Connects grew out of Find Hope Franklin, the mayorâs 2019 mental health push. The rest of the program looks more familiar. The Community Engagement Fair this fall is the part to watch. If it actually plugs people into Franklinâs existing clubs, churches, nonprofits, and civic groups, it beats every assessment and training session combined.
The plan calls for eight benches, including locations at the library, Williamson Health, and The Factory.
WW BOTTOM LINE:
This boils down to talking to people, in person, on purpose. Thatâs the oldest technology we have, and weâve spent years pretending we outgrew it.
The benches are worth a shot. The rest of the program runs on counselors and therapists, which gives it exactly one enemy in town: Scientologists. To them, therapists arenât the cure, but the disease.
Itâs just a bench.
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đ¤ FINAL FLUSH: LOUD ONLINE, QUIET AT THE MICROPHONE
The Williamson County school board met Monday to decide whether to add another year to Superintendent Jason Goldenâs contract. It already runs through June 2028, so this should have been a quick little five-minute conversation.
Instead, Board Member Margie Johnson moved to kick the can all the way to September. She laid out her reasons: the contract is from 2019, the salary written in it is tens of thousands below what Golden actually gets paid, the 24-month severance has no cap, and hey â the new board seated after the August primary ought to have a say.
The motion drew an awkward silence. Donna Clements â whoâs also on the ballot this year â finally supplied the second and spoke in favor of waiting.
Then fellow board member Jay Galbreath decided heâd heard enough:
âYouâve given us an opportunity that we can not have to say we want to fire Jason, but we can essentially just go ahead and start that process now. ... You donât have to say it out loud, but thatâs what youâre saying. ... I think itâs disrespectful to the work that weâve done.â
In other words, letâs stop pretending this was about contract housekeeping.
The vote wasnât close. The delay motion got smothered, two to nine â with one abstention.
And that abstention? Clements, herself â the same member who had just seconded the motion and spoken in favor of it. Which is odd, right? One minute youâre for it. The next, âmeh.â Thatâs how you collect credit for a swing you never actually took.
Now for the other part of the story.
Elliott Franklin isnât on the board yet. Heâs running for District 10 and would be seated in September. In the days leading up to the meeting, his campaign page had plenty to say about Goldenâs contract extension:
âDonât extend it. Hold him accountable... Here are the measurable expectations the board should set.â
And, perhaps most importantly:
âPublic comment is open Monday. Your voice matters in that room.â
Franklin showed up and took his three minutes. He spent them on phone pouches, teen mental health, and a vendor named Yondr. He even asked the board to suspend the rules and place an item on the agenda right then and there. The superintendentâs contract extension â the very issue heâd been urging people to speak up about â never once crossed his lips at the podium.
Reasonable people can disagree on whether extending Golden was the right call. Both sides have defensible arguments. Thatâs not the issue.
The issue is the pattern: loud online where itâs easy, quiet in the room where it actually matters. A motion seconded with no vote to back it up. A crusade that roars on Facebook but goes silent the second thereâs a live microphone.
These are the folks asking voters to hand them the hard calls.
Courage is cheap online. But in that room, it costs something. And Monday, the âgrassrootsâ candidates mostly didnât want to pay the tab.
Whoever shows up in September better locate a spine in a hurry.
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And just like that, youâre caught up on another week of local government, political intrigue, hospital transparency, mystery envelopes, lonely benches, and rooftop sniper nests on ballrooms.
Thanks for reading.
Have a great weekend, friends. Enjoy the mild weather while it lasts, talk to somebody in person, and try not to end up in next weekâs edition.
Weâll see you then.


